WARNING
K-CLASS EVENT IMMINENT
SISYPHUS SYSTEM UNLOCKED
Hello.
If you're reading this, it means a K-Class World-Ending event was detected by this response system and has activated this subroutine on your terminal by a random algorithm.
You will be guided by these instructions. This is not a test.
Execution of this protocol requires informed consent of at least one (1) sapient being.
Once you choose to begin, it is absolutely essential that you continue.
Failure to complete this process in its entirety prior to executing final commands will result in ZK-Class Total Reality Failure and irreparable containment breach of SCP-001.
Sisyphus Protocol initiated. Decrypting SCP-001 Containment File …|
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The remainder of this file is hidden by ℵ-level Memetic encryption. Viewing their contents will require the effects of Z-Class Mnestics. Please administer now.
If you can see this text, it means you have already taken Class-Z Mnestics. You may not even remember taking them. But you will. In a few minutes you'll be remember everything you ever knew. And then the Class-Z Mnestics will kill you.
Don't worry. The world will be over before that happens. But it's okay. You're going to fix it.
There are no more black boxes from this point forward. No more expunged or redacted data. No more secrets.
And there is no turning back. Please continue.