Item #: SCP-⚠-J
Object Class: Formidulosus
Secure Containment Procedures: Nothing can contain SCP-⚠-J. People have tried and failed. Planets have tried and failed. Whole universes have attempted to contain SCP-⚠-J and they have all failed. It's just not possible. Stop trying. Whenever someone tries to contain it, it only makes containing it more difficult. Attempts to contain it actually make it more uncontainable.
This SCP is designated Esoteric class Formidulosis1, which is the most powerful, uncontainable esoteric class that I've thought up so far. You thought Apollyon was bad? Yeah. Think again, kiddo—this fucker's not just some lame "uncontainable and actively trying to destroy the world", this thing gets stronger the more you try to contain it, AND it's not just trying to destroy the world, it already has, multiple times, and then put it back together just to destroy it again. It's that scary. It's so powerful that if you put all the Apollyon SCPs into a gun and launched them at SCP-⚠-J, they wouldn't even dent it. It'd just stand there and fucking laugh, because your stupid Apollyon SCPs aren't powerful enough to break through its INVULNERABLE SHELL. That shell? It's make out of OTHER SCPs, ALL OF WHICH are APOLLYON. iT JUST tore THEM apart, AND FUCKING turned them into ARMOR to PROTECT IT from all the attempts to contain it. YOU THINK I'M DONE? THINK AGAIN. FORMIDULOSUS IS SO UNCONTAINABLE, AND SO DANGEROUS, THAT NO OTHER SCPS ARE ASSIGNED IT AT ALL. THERE'S ONLY ONE AND IT'S THIS FUCKER. EVEN TRYING TO ASSIGN FORMIDULOSIS TO ANOTHER SCP CAUSES REALITY TO SHATTER AND SO THE FOUNDATION IS SMART ENOUGH TO NOT DO THAT, SO IT GIVES IT THIS SINGLE, UNIQUE AND INCREDIBLY UNIMAGINABLY POWERFUL ITEM CLASS TO SHOW THAT IT IS THE MOST POWERFUL, MOST DANGEROUS SCP EVER CREATED. BY THE TIME YOU'VE READ THIS FAR, IT IS SO POWERFUL THAT IT'S INCREASED IN DANGER LEVELS BY SEVENTY PERCENT, AND NOTHING CAN STOP IT. IN FACT, IF YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT ATTEMPTING TO STOP IT, IT KILLS YOU BECAUSE IT'S ALSO AN UNIMAGINABLY POWERFUL INFOHAZARD BUT BEFORE IT KILLS YOU IT WILL FORCE YOU TO ATTACK AND KILL ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU CANNOT RESIST THIS, BECAUSE IT IS SO POWERFUL. THEN, ONCE IT'S DONE PLAYING WITH YOU, IT WILL KILL YOU BECAUSE YOU DARED TO EVEN CONSIDER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP IT. BECAUSE OF THIS, THE FORMIDULOSIS DESIGNATION IS STRICTLY MONITORED BY THE O5 COUNCIL ITSELF, AND IF YOU TRY TO BREAK ITS SECURE CONTAINMENT PROTOCOLS THE O5 COUNCIL WILL CALL IN THE BIG GUNS TO STOP YOU. WHO ARE THE BIG GUNS? THE O6 COUNCIL. WHAT? YOU DIDN'T KNOW THERE WAS AN O6 COUNCIL? THAT'S WHAT THEY WANTED YOU TO BELIEVE. THE O6 COUNCIL IS THE MOST POWERFUL, INFLUENTIAL GROUP OF HUMANS ON THE PLANET, MADE UP OF THE MOST POWERFUL MEMBERS OF ALL OF THE GROUPS OF INTEREST THAT EXIST, AND THEY EXIST SOLELY TO STOP PEOPLE FROM TRYING TO CONTAIN FORMIDULOSIS SCPS BECAUSE LIKE I SAID IF YOU TRY IT WILL ONLY MAKE IT STRONGER. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO CONTAIN SCP-⚠-J EVER!!!!!!!
I SEE YOU THERE DOWNVOTING! YEAH! WHAT DID I JUST SAY? IF YOU DOWNVOTE THEN THIS SCP WILL GET STRONGER, AND YOU DON'T WANT THAT DO YOU?????
FINE, YOU KNOW WHAT, I AM RECLASSIFYIN THIS AS COSMICDANGER. DO you know what that is? It's a classification SO HIGH that it can't even we transcribed because the name of the classification ITSELF IS AN INFOHAZARD. WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT, DOWNVOTERS
Description: SCP-⚠-J is an irish labrodoodle puppy named Bungles
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