Author's Note: Each of these short documents will cycle through on the top as you go through the different offsets.
Item #: SCP-194
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-194 is contained in a standard anomalous vehicle containment unit.
Description: SCP-194 is a red-painted rowboat, designed to seat two people.
Addendum 194.A (Object Class): Euclid
Item #: SCP-194
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-194 is contained in a standard anomalous object locker.
Description: SCP-194 is an artist’s easel, with four paintbrushes in a small cup attached to its side.
Item #: SCP-194
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-194 is contained in a standard anomalous object locker.
Description: SCP-194 is a ball made of an unidentifiable material, with similar properties to rubber.
Item #: SCP-194
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-194 is contained in a standard computer file within this document.
Description: SCP-194 refers to a series of various mathematical equations and operations.
Addendum 194.1: The following is a list of SCP-194 instances.
- π = 3.14159265358979…
- F = m × a
- E = mc2
Addendum 194.A (Object Class): Euclid
Addendum 194.B (Special Containment Procedures): SCP-194 is contained in a concrete mausoleum located in a New Orleans cemetery, the location of which is included in attached file 194-LOC-A. The mausoleum is to be checked for damage or deterioration once every 30 days. Any reality-restructuring effects of SCP-194 which appear to impact the space outside of it should be reported to containment staff.
Due to the effects of SCP-194-Z upon the SCP-194 designation, the acting documentation of SCP-194-Z is presented in the form of various addenda to the acting SCP-194 designation. Any secondary classifications are to be assigned in reverse alphabetical order (i.e. SCP-194-Z), and all addenda are to be designated alphabetically, rather than numerically (i.e. Addendum 194.A). This is to prevent conflict with documentation applied to the SCP-194 designation.
Addendum 194.C (Description): SCP-194-Z refers to a phenomenon surrounding the SCP-194 designation. Various objects are assigned to the SCP-194 designation at various times, causing the SCP-194 file to be altered based on the affected object. Only one object can be assigned to the SCP-194 slot at any time, causing minor retroactive alterations to support the containment of each object in Foundation custody.
Notably, most affected objects assigned to the SCP-194 designation are non-anomalous in nature.
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The following is a transcript of CCTV Recording 139-DC-732, taken ██/██/████, in Site-139. No relevant video was recorded; only audio.
SUBJECT 1: Hey.
SUBJECT 2: Oh. Hey.
SUBJECT 1: So, um, on Tuesday—
SUBJECT 2: Something came up.
SUBJECT 1: Well, okay, would you like to—
SUBJECT 2: You know, I'm…I'm really busy these days, it makes it kinda tough to…you know. Be social.
SUBJECT 1: Uh-huh.
SUBJECT 2: So like, I appreciate it. Like…I appreciate you…my coworker, wanting to socialize with me, as coworkers, outside of work, but sometimes it's just not…going to happen. You get that, right?
SUBJECT 1: Well I mean…I guess I thought—
SUBJECT 2: (Deep sight) We are coworkers, Garth. I was under the impression this was going to be a friendly after-work chit-chat. And your texts—
SUBJECT 1: Oh, I was just…playing around, ya know, it—
SUBJECT 2: No, it's not really—
SUBJECT 3: Excuse me, Laura, do you have a second?
SUBJECT 2: Yeah. (footsteps)
Addendum 194.E: Testing logs
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To: ███████, G.
From: Human Resources
Subject: Complaint
This email is to inform you that a personnel complaint has been filed against you for recent behavior. You are required to meet with our office within the next 7 days. Please respond to this email with at least 3 dates and times you are available for a 1 hour meeting.
Thank you for your cooperation.
To: ███████, G.
From: Site-139 Security Supervisor
Subject: Questions
Hello, I am emailing concerning a recent audit of clearance logs for SCP-194. It appears you, or someone with your credentials, may have utilized your credentials to gain access to SCP-194. Please contact our office immediately.
Thank you for your cooperation,
J.R.
To: ███████, G.
From: Personnel Director
Subject: Notice
Due to recent events, I would like to inform you that you are being transferred to Site-402, effective this coming Friday. Please resolve all pending matters before this date. Replies to this email will go unanswered.
Thanks for your cooperation,
Jim
Addendum 194.E: Field Operations log
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On [DATA CORRUPTED]㏹☱CP-194 document underwent a period of accelerated flux, before returning to normal stabilization. The following text was found in a digital document inserted into the SCP-194 file.
SCP-194: Note
Dear Laura,
I still like you and I want something to happen between us. I know you think I don’t care, and that I don’t think about people, but I really, really do. And I care about you most of all. To prove it, am going to make something for you: a collage of all the amazing things about you, to show what a unique and amazing person you are!
It’s never going to happen, Garth. Take your crap and just leave me alone. Please. Please don't make me take drastic action.
Case #: 194,173
Subject: ███████, G.
Date: 08/22/2016
Reporting Officer: Carter, Jarem
Incident: Subject entered a shopping center around 11:00 A.M. and entered Sears department store. At around 12:00 noon, the individual was seen running out of the store, being chased by a member of the store's security team. Officer Carter apprehended the suspect, who was carrying jewelry, art supplies, and a volleyball on his person. Suspect was unable to provide proof of purchase, was held for questioning and in the store security office.
Actions Taken: Suspect has been given a court summons for 11:00 A.M. on 09/02/2016. As he was cooperative to officers, suspect was not taken into custody.
Addendum 194.G: 194-LOC-A
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Monitoring indicates that SCP-194 underwent a period of dormancy preceding the additions of these addenda.
To: ███████, G.
From: Human Resources
Subject: Police Report
This email is to inform you that your recent encounter with police has been referred to Internal Affairs. You are required to meet with our office within the next 7 days. Please respond to this email with at least 3 dates and times you are available for a 1 hour meeting.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Rowboat: You love the ocean! And sailing is something you’re so good at; I’ve never seen someone as talented as you on the water. You were the most talented person on that trip we all went on!
Easel and Paintbrushes: I remember sitting next to you in our art class last year, and what Mr. Xerxes said: “The most difficult part of art is the conversion from four dimensions to three.” By the time he’d finished his sentence, you’d already completed that challenge!
Volleyball: I don’t even need to explain this one. Just know that I was cheering you on for every one of your games!
Math: You were top of the class in math, by like a million miles! You aced every test and assignment, and I’m totally certain you were Ms. Klader’s favorite student. I put a bunch of equations here, as well as named the whole thing after our room number: 194!
Computers: Lots of guys are all talking about how “girls can’t be gamers” and stuff, but it’s obvious they’re just jealous of your talent. So not only did I make this collage, but I also managed to convert it into this file and object, so you can take it wherever you go!
I know things didn’t go so well last time, so I hope this makes up for it. I just want to show you that I care about you and what you’re into.
- Garth
P.S. I’m sorry for how weird everything looks, I'm having trouble accessing the system now for some reason.
To: ███████, L.
From: Site-139 Security Supervisor
Subject: Questions
Hello, I am emailing concerning a recent audit of clearance logs for SCP-194. It appears you, or someone with your credentials, may have utilized your credentials to gain access to SCP-194. Please contact our office immediately.
Thank you for your cooperation,
J.R.
Addendum 194.G: Security Log
4th offset
Field agents, designated Zulu-Niner and Bravo-Delta, were dispatched to Our Lady of Repentance cemetery in Orleans Parish due to a radio signal emanating from the location (Attached, Addendum 194.G). On arrival, agents found the mausoleum in the attached report open. Inside, they discovered the mummified remains of a human male in contemporary clothing. Identification cards identified him as Garth ███████, but no records of said person can be found. Subject's wallet also included contact information for foundation researcher Laura ██████, but after questioning she indicates has no recollection of the deceased subject.
Researcher, Laura ██████, Regarding SCP-194. The restructuring effects of the object appear to have caused a change in baseline reality configuration. SCP-194 sppears otherwise unchanged, and its anomalous effects have returned to normal. I am currently researching what triggered the effect.
██████, G: …knew you'd come to check on it.
██████, L: You don't have authorization to be here. I heard yours got revoked.
██████, G: Well…
██████, L: Oh my god. Did you steal my authorization code?
██████, G: It was the only way to—
██████, L: Get away from me, Garth!
██████, G: No, wait, listen—
██████, L: No, STOP—
[A brief "thump" is heard.]
██████, L: …Oh no.
<End Transmission>
